I had something of a milestone today, but it wasn't a good milestone, like paying off a house or sleeping with your daughter's friend. No, this was more along the lines of throwing your back out for the first time, or finding a white chest hair, or, I dunno, pooping your pants for pleasure rather than by accident (you know what I'm talking about).
I went to Ross (Dress For Less, doncha know) and bought a few cheap toys, and the guy behind the counter gave me my total . . . then pressed a button and gave me a new total--a lower total. I asked what had happened, and he said, "Tuesdays we give a senior citizen discount." I said, "Uh, what?" but I paid my bill and then looked at the receipt. Sure enough, there was a ten percent Seniors discount.
Won't be long now, kids.
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