Sunday, January 13, 2019

Tales of eBay Horror 6: Mint on Card


Happy belated Halloween, kiddies! This is another terrifying true tale of eBay Horror, a particularly putrefying piece I call . . . "Mint On Card."

This episode I had to do over, due to the video being lost. Hopefully, you feel it's worth it.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Buy My Third Audio Fiction Collection . . . if you dare

As mentioned in my latest podcast episode, I finally got a third volume of short stories published over at Audible.  This one is called "Creepy Doll and Other Stories," and features some pieces you've already heard, as well as some you'll hear in the future, and a couple you will never hear elsewhere.

The table of contents goes like this:

                                        1. Introduction
                                        2. Creepy Doll
                                        3. Grandpa’s Prize
                                        4. Spoilsport*
                                        5. Old Man River
                                        6. Head of the Class
                                        7. Haunted*
                                        8. Ladies Room
                                        9. Chalupa Dale, Next Exit
                                        10. Mommy Issues*
                                        11. Library Week
                                        12. Have It Your Way
                                        13. Surprise Inspection
                                        14. Brush With Greatness*
                                        15. Romantic Interlude
                                        16. The Visitor
                                        17. The Door With Burning Eyes*
                                        18. Creature Feature
                                        19. The Ugly Table
                                        20. Epiphany*
                                        21. Sleepless Afternoon
                                        22. Varcolac

*The asterisks denote flash fiction.


As always, the cover art is by Gino Moretto, who is appreciated, if not compensated.

You can buy it here AT THIS LINK.  And thanks, as always, for giving me a listen.

Monday, January 07, 2019

Rish Outcast 127: The Telephone Is Ringing

Is that my mother on the phone?


In this show, Rish talks about cellphones, his latest audio collection, the family cabin, unknown numbers, and Poe's "The Raven" again.

Dang, this was a picture I took specifically for this episode . . . and I forgot to use it:





Feel free to scoop up my third Audio Fiction Collection, "Creepy Doll and Other Stories" at THIS LINK.

Hey, you can download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE!

Support me at Patreon RIGHT HERE.

Logo by Gino "Man-Bat" Moretto.

Friday, December 28, 2018

Tales of eBay Horror 5


Hey, kids.  Here I am again with another true eBay horror story. This time, I tell a tale of something that happened to me as a buyer, rather than a seller. It's the fecund fairytale I call, "The Tale of the Not-What-I-Ordered."

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Fake Sean Christmas Greetings 2018

Well, I didn't manage a Christmas episode this year.  I recorded one, but it looks like we'll have to strive for a 2019 release.  In its place, here's Fake Sean Connery butchering a holiday favorite.

Maybe next year will be better than "Last Christmas."



Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Rish Outcast 126: A Week's Vacation

Okay, here's the situation, my family went away on a week's vacation. Perhaps a podcast about it'd be good. Well, maybe I shouldn't . . . yeah, of course I should.


This episode may or may not be boring A.F.. Regardless, I am pretty lucky, guys.



If you care to download the episode directly, just Right-Click HERE.

If you care to support me on Patreon (another incentive episode coming muy pronto), go HERE.

Logo by Gino "They've Taken The Hobbits To Isengard" Moretto.

Friday, December 07, 2018

Rish Outcast 125: Confessions of a Film School Dropout

In this episode, I present a story not-at-all based on my college experien--


Oh, this one is just for Patreon supporters.  Guess you'll just have to go there (to www.patreon.com/rishoutfield) and pledge a dollar.  Or more.

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN.

Sunday, December 02, 2018

Tales of eBay Horror 4

Here's another true, and truly-horrible experience I had, entitled, "The Fury Over Feedback."  If you like these, there are more to come.  

If you don't, well, I recently lost two due to a computer crash.  Silver lining?


Thursday, November 29, 2018

Rish Outcast 124: I Get So Emotional, Baby

In this episode, I talk about conveying emotion in writing and film, and cite a bunch of examples. You'll get a few spoilers . . . and a couple of tears.



My Patreon supporters got an extended version of this episode, and heads up, either Episode 125 or 126 will be a Patreon-only incentive show.  So . . . god help us all.



Hey, why don't you download the episode directly by Right-Clicking HERE?

Or, you could support me on Patreon HERE (they got an extended version, kids!).

Logo by Gino "The Knife" Moretto.


Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Tales of eBay Horror 3



This, "The One Who Worked The System," is the true story of a bad eBay experience that I have told the most times over the years, because it's the one that makes me the angriest.  Hope it makes you angry too.



There may be a delay in the next episode or two due to computer problems, but by all means, keep on shuddering at the prospect of more.