Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Stupid Thing of the Week

Today, for the first time, I got to run the big box smasher at work. It's a big metal cage that you fill up with cardboard, then turn on the hydraulic, which compresses it down with a whir and a clang.

As I pushed the button and the smasher came down, I said, "You're terminated, fucker!" The looks on the faces around me ranged from confusion to utter horror, but not a single soul laughed.

Rish "Box Crusher" Outfield

1 comment:

Merrill said...

You mean Rish "Box Scrounger" Outfield.