It's about a wizard named Harald, who--
That's right, Harald. Oh kids, I had a bugger of a time recording this one, with almost constant repetitions of "said Harold sadly, as he-- I mean said Harald sadly..." And even then, about one of every five Harolds I forgot to correct, and I had to decide whether it sounded enough like Harald to get by, or whether I had to rerecord the line.
Anyway, Harald is a failed warlock who teams up with a failed demon, in an attempt to change his stars.
Oh, just go listen to the fudging thing. It's free.
Here be the link!