Wednesday, September 24, 2008

So Clay Aiken is gay?

The Howdy Doody-looking singer came out in People magazine this week, according to those naughty tabloid scandal-mongers.I don't believe it! No way, it's impossible. That's like saying that Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Chuck Norris, or Steve McQueen, or Freddie Mercury is gay. I just don't believe it. I refuse to believe it.

It's all a lie.

Like global warming. Or the moon landing.

Rish "The Straight Paul Lynde" Outfield

1 comment:

Brenda Lee said...

It is a lie! I mean, look at that angelic face!?! So dainty and pretty and botoxed...I just can't take the lies, Lies, LIES!

How are you?? We should get together and hang out. Want to come for dinner again?