The Chocolate Salty Balls Have Run Out

Isaac Hayes is dead. Hayes was found not alive in his Memphis home today, next to his treadmill. He was sixty-five.
I'm a fan of the theme to SHAFT (for which the man won an Oscar), but mostly I--and heck, my whole generation--knew Hayes as Chef on "South Park." He provided me with a great deal of joy through that character, so I will try not to be unkind now that he is dead.

However, I do have to wonder if he pooped his pants.

Sorry, I kinda had to go there.

Rish "Mr. Sensitivity" Outfield