Showing posts with label Videos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Videos. Show all posts

Monday, August 04, 2025

Fake Sean Fakes The Hits

In college, I got a job--at least in part--due to my Sean Connery impression.*  And that's either been a back-pocket talent or a crutch ever since.  

Case in point: I've recently sat down (okay, most are standing up) and recorded Fake Sean Connery quoting pop songs for use over on Instagram, the account I made years ago and almost never use, where I wear a Connery mask and say stuff, sometimes profound, usually quite the opposite.

As of now, I have thirty-seven of the suckers recorded (though only thirty-six will be used), and I'll be posting them every day or so for the rest of the summer.  You may go over to Fake Sean's Instagram page if you'd like to play along.

In case you're interested, so far, the vast majority of songs have been from the Eighties (the absolute best decade for music, sorry, snobs), but I've tried to sprinkle in older and newer songs, just in case someone without a memory of paying double for New Releases happens upon the page.

And one of the songs I accidentally did twice, which I'll go ahead and post here, just for the novelty.

Hopefully, Real Sean would be stirred.  Not shaken.


*The owner said he called me in for an interview specifically because I put it in my resume under Skills.

Saturday, August 17, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patron Wishlist

 I'm back, by unpopular demand!


On this one, I give my five most-desired Cantina-related characters to be made into action figures.

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 34: Jawas

So, this is it, the last video. Or was the last one the last video?

Either way, this one's about Jawas.

Monday, July 29, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patron 33: Garindan

I'm still not sure if this should've been an episode or not. Is Garindan in the Cantina?

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 32: Wioslea

While I'm still not convinced that Wioslea was in the Mos Eisley Cantina, let's take a not-brief-enough look at him.

Saturday, July 27, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 31: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes

Couldn't find my set of the Cantina Band, but I'm sure it'll turn up.

Friday, July 26, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 30: Lak Sivrak

Rish talks about the wolfman, Lak Sivrak, late of the 1997 Special Edition. 

Note 1: The Cantina reshoots were in Los Angeles, not Marin County. 

Note 2: This episode appears out of order because I couldn't find the figure.  Turns out, it was within me all along (ouch).

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 29: Wuher

Rish didn't buy the bartender Wuher, in protest of his No Blasters policy.

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 28: Dice Ibegon

Another cool name for a character that . . . wait, is Dice Ibegon cool?

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 27: M'iiyoom Onith

 

M'iiyoom Onith? What, another of these aliens with the unpronounceable, ridiculous names? Maybe we should stop doing this series.

Monday, July 22, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 26: Ketwol

This is the NEWEST Cantina Patron . . . a whole twenty years after all of the rest, Ketwol/Melas.

Sunday, July 21, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 25: Bom Vimdin


Ugh, Rish didn't even open Bom Vimdin. What a hockey puck.

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 24: Zutton

The flies say this is my worst episode of Star Wars figures yet. Zutton, however, disagrees.

Friday, July 19, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 23: Dannik Jerriko

Dannik Jerriko is up today, whose species is Anzati, despite me calling him human. 

Note: The talent agency where the Cantina patrons (and bartender) came from still exists, and is called Ugly Models today. Huh.

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 22: Mosep Binneed

Another figure I declined to get, from that ill-advised 3.75" Star Wars Black Series, Mosep Binneed, aka Fake Jabba.

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 21: Myo


Whoops, I got his name wrong. His name is Myo, not Ryo. I'm sommy about that.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 20: Feltipern Trevagg

His species is Gotal. His name is Trevagg. His attitude is...surprisingly positive.


Monday, July 15, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 19: Leesub Sirln


 Talk about weird girls... Rish never bought a figure of Leesub Sirln. Did you?

Sunday, July 14, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 18: Hrcheck Kal Fas

Today we're talking about Bossk's crazy uncle, Hrcheck Kal Fas. 

Note: Apparently, they're not even the same species--Bossk is Trandoshan, Hrcheck is Saurin. Please forgive my racism.


Saturday, July 13, 2024

Star Wars Cantina Patrons 17: Doctor Evazan

Today, we talk about my awful Doctor Evazan figure. Turns out, he doesn't like you either.