You think your life is a dumpster fire?
Well, you and the public library have something in common.
The
fire department visited my workplace today as a tossed cigarette
started a surprisingly-large fire in the recycling dumpster on the north
side of the library.
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While waiting for the firemen to arrive, my
coworker Abe ran out and pulled the flaming representation of the
Michael Bay Transformers movies away from the building, where it quickly
melted the entire container into a bubbling, stinking puddle of charred
filth (see also, THE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN).
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It did create
quite a smell, and the entry doors are propped open as we speak to air
out the building (though I can't say if *opening* the doors when the
fire was outside makes scientific sense to me). I can't say that I
participated in putting out the fire in any way, but I did take a
picture, and made three or four lame jokes about dumpster fires.
Oh, add this one to the list.
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