Monday, December 26, 2022

Lost & Found Series (in progress)

Alright, so I finally published something.  I had set a goal to get two things published this month, and I waited until the end before even TRYING to get something up there.*  Finally, though, I published "But Now I'm Found," the novella in my Will Choner/"Lost & Found" series.  And since I put out the last book, Kindle Direct Publishing has created a Series tracker on their site, where you as an author can let people know which books or stories are in which series.

And I realized I'd never published the second story in the run, "The Case of the Runaway Turtle," which introduces Will's friend Marcellus Fonseca.  So, I guess I ought to put that out there too (I did run it on the Outcast, a year or two back).


Here's the story order, by the way:

1.  Lost & Found (novella)

2.  The Case of the Runaway Turtle (short story)

3.  But Now I'm Found (novella)

4.  The Case of the Missing Bracelet (short story--unpublished)

5.  The Case of the World's Oldest Dog (novella--unpublished)

I hope that, once Big gets back to his regular schedule, he can get these covers looking more presentable.**  Of course, I could do a lot more to make them a priority, but hey, I haven't checked Facebook in fifteen minutes.


*I keep using the fact that I'm not happy with my cover images as an excuse not to do it, when you can literally use something like this on Amazon:


**Hey, he got back to me, with some cool covers:

Unfortunately, the photo for one of them wasn't the right one, and I probably won't publish "Bracelet" until February or March, but they already look both better and more uniform than the ones I was using.  Thanks, Big!

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Rish Outcast 238: Made Just For You

Made just for the holidays, Rish presents his Lara & the Witch story, "Made Just For You."  Lara Demming is spending her first holiday with Old Widow Holcomb . . .  could any heart warm in that environment?

To download the episode, Right-Click HERE.

To support me on Patreon, click HERE.

To lose at Whamageddon, click HERE.

Logo by Gino "No Insulting Nickname - It's Christmas!" Moretto.

Thursday, December 22, 2022

December 22nd

For two years, I blogged every single day.  I may have written every day too, but I can't quite remember.  It was irritating, to you as well as to me, and took up time I could've been doing everything from self-publishing to exercising in, but it was hard to stop.  When I went to Europe, no matter how tired I was, I wanted to write down my experiences (or feelings about my experiences) each day, regardless of whether other folks found it interesting or not.

This month, I've been pretty spare when it came to blogging, mostly intentionally.  But I discovered that there's a downside to not blogging (for me, rather than for you): I've had absolutely no pressure about fulfilling my December goals without it.

One of my goals was to publish two things (downsized from my goal of publishing three things), and without typing the words "I haven't published anything yet this month, but I will," I haven't found the strength within myself to do it, even though it would probably take less than ten minutes to get a story out there.  I have no one to blame by myself.

Also, I worked for several days on a TV show, which I enjoyed (close to) every minute of,* watching likeable, talented, or extremely beautiful people performing over and over in front of me, and being in the exciting world of entertainment once again.  But I didn't write about it, and I started podcasting about it, but Big Anklevich called me about three minutes in, and I never went back to it.  And that's disappointing, because working on this show was probably in the Top Five (maybe Top Three) projects I've been a part of.

I also wanted to complain that I was picked to write a story for our family Christmas party again, and couldn't come up with a good idea this year.  I struggled with it, and then discovered that it was just last year, December of 2021, that I wrote the last one.  When I found that out, I just decided to re-run the first one I wrote, back in 2017.  That was nice.

I played Whamageddon this month, competing against my fellow humans to see who could hold out the longest without crapping themselves, and sadly, failed a couple of days ago when I thought I could walk to the toilet rather than run.  Oh wait, that's not what Whamageddon is: Whamageddon is a competition where you see who can go the longest without hearing "Last Christmas" by Wham!  It was a somewhat-fun game, but would be a heck of a lot better if I were doing it with a bunch of coworkers in an office, or at least blogging my progress each day.  Sigh.


And I wanted to talk about a bad eBay experience I had, where a guy wanted to return an item for a refund after he'd made it valueless, and so I asked eBay to step in, and they said, "Okay, you have to give him a refund AND he gets to keep the item."  It was such an unjust decision that I appealed it for the first time in my decades on eBay . . . and they came back with an immediate "We have found in favor of the buyer and our decision stands" in such short proximity that I knew they hadn't even considered what I'd told them.

But I didn't.

Now I'm at the library again, typing this instead of finishing my Christmas story (which is actually pretty close to finished, with only an hour or so more I need to commit to it to get to those most joyous two words).  Not sure what's wrong with me, but it's something.

*Close to, because I have never been a morning person, and I had to get up early, starting at 5:30, to get there on time.  Which I never managed.  Not once.  Came close on the last day, though.

Monday, December 19, 2022

I Guest on the Anklecast For Big-mas

I just finished editing my Christmas episode, but in the meantime...

Years ago, Big and I presented a fun audio drama on the Dunesteef called "The Spirit of Christmas," in which a small David Lynchian town loses its holiday spirit when a plate is broken.  This was, as you know, Kate, based on a true story.  Now Big, over at his Anklecast podcast, has adapted that script into a prose version, and is presenting it on his show.  He asked me to come along for the ride.

How well does the story translate from one format to another?  Well, I haven't heard it either, so hop on over to THIS LINK, and let's find out together!

P.S. This is the only time I'll do this for a while, but check out Big's Patreon Fund, and reward him for his good works and overall handsomeness.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Rish Outcast 236: Eurotrip Part 1


Rish begins his massive report on his massive trip to Europe. Volume one is mostly about Germany.

Hopefully, this enables you to fall asleep much easier than Rish did.


Just a note: Episode 235 was recorded in Europe, and was Patreon-only.


To download the episode, Right-Click HERE.

To support me on Patreon, click HERE.

Logo by Gino "EuroDrip" Moretto.

Friday, December 09, 2022

Brush With Pseudo-Greatness

I worked on a TV show this week (jeez, they swore us to absolute secrecy on this one that we wouldn't divulge ANYTHING we saw, from plotpoints to casting to even where we shot it, so I'll remain as mum as I can*), but the dude next to me, wearing a Harley Davidson cap, was asked to take off his hat when we filmed, and as I looked at him, I said, "You know who you look like?" expecting to hear the answer "Yeah, I get that all the time."  

But he claimed that the only celebrity he's ever been compared to is John Travolta, which I plainly didn't see.  Anyway, I joked that I'd get a picture with him later, and tell everyone that I'd met Sean Connery.  And to my surprise, he later said that it would be funny, and that I should grab my phone and go right ahead and take it.**  So, I took a selfie, but a lady photobombed us, and laughed about it, so I told her she had to take the picture now, which probably made it come out better.

But you tell me, does the guy NOT look like Connery, Fake or otherwise?



*For Bossk's sake, they even said we weren't to talk about it AFTER the mother-hugging show has aired, which has to be more than a little unreasonable, right?

**Again, even this was forbidden by the NDA I signed, but I doubt they'll kick up much of a fuss, not for an old crook like me.

Monday, December 05, 2022

Podcast That Dares 39: The Scarlet Citadel 2

Rish finishes his performance of Robert E. Howard's "The Scarlet Citadel" from 1933.  Can you make it through?

Download the episode directly by Right-Clicking HERE.

Support me on Patreon, by clicking HERE.

Logo by Gino "The Taupe Citadel" Moretto.