So, I did drive down to the family cabin again, and while it was nice, and I'd gladly do it again, I didn't get nearly as much done this trip as I did the last. Last time, I started on a secret project (am I still keeping that a secret?) and was quite proud of myself, writing three or four thousand words on it. This time, I opened up that document (literally on the same scene where I left off), and wrote about two hundred more words before deciding to do something else.
I did edit audio for a few hours, and I did read a great deal--which made it feel like a vacation rather than a writing retreat--and I did record an episode for the Greatest Day of the Year(TM), but all in all, it felt like I did less with more time.* When I went down in July, I only brought one DVD with me, and when it was finished, I forced myself to write and edit again. This time, I had planned ahead, and had a lot more to watch when that single DVD ran out.
Even so, I could have done worse. I have still written every day this month, and edited audio every day as well. I just need to do it more.
So, in my last check-in (and probably every podcast and blogpost for the past eight months), I mentioned the episode of The Rish Outcast I most dread. Well, I spent a good long time working on it at the cabin, and it's nearly ready to go. In my mind, it'll drop next month, in between "Sleeptalk" and "Romantic Interlude." But wow, I am so not wanting to put it out. Do I dare charge my Patreons for something like that, or do I have to simply turn off my brain when it comes to that and automatically charge for episodes, whether they're full of encouraging words and poor impressions or not?
This is apropos of nothing, but I took my nephew to a small town festival last month, and while I had a good time, it was a hundred degrees out, and he liked it less than I did. The one thing he was impressed by, of all the crafts and costumes and wares being sold and at least one Goth chick with lots of pale cleavage, was a booth where they were raffling off a Nintendo Switch, and if you entered, they'd give you a free fidget spinner. So, I tossed the guy a buck, filled out a ticket, and, ignorantly gave the guy my email address (he said it was necessary to let us know if we'd won the Nintendo).
My nephew was pretty thrilled with the fidget spinner, and I'll admit that I found it pretty darn fascinating as well (about on the same level as pale-college-student-dressed-as-vampire-cleavage, at least at first) . . . but then, a couple of days later, I started getting spam in my email box. And not just one or two, which is forgivable, but I just looked, and there were five in my box today, and it's only 9:35 in the morning.
I'm half tempted to write a scene where Lara Demming's sister does this, keeps getting spam, and Lara complains to Old Widow Holcomb about it. So Holcomb teaches her a "harmless curse of inconvenience" that the girl casts on the spammers. Later, Lara sees on the news that a local businessman, who sets up booths at town celebrations obtaining email addresses and then selling them overseas, has drowned himself in his own toilet. "I wonder if he flushed first," the anchorman's partner asks, flashing white teeth.
Lara feels uneasy about this, but chalks it up to a coincidence, or something totally unrelated . . . not knowing that over a dozen others in Bangladesh also drowned themselves in the crapper.
Sigh.
Rish Outfield, Chalupa Guy
*I had made a point of arriving earlier and leaving later than I did the time before, but the only really efficient use of my time is when I fell asleep at one-thirty, and woke when it was still dark, trying to go back to sleep, and ultimately giving up and turning on the light (it was four-twenty-one) to read my book again until I feel asleep. And when I did, I still woke up as soon as the sun hit me, despite setting my alarm for what I consider to be pretty darn early. I don't know why the cabin does that to me. Maybe the bed is just that uncomfortable.
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Rish Outcast 81: Have It Your Way
Rish (and Fake Sean) present the short story "Have It Your Way," which Rish may have written (he doesn't remember). Narrated by Special Guest Star Tena Kolakowsi.
Be a sport and download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE.
Oh, to purchase Rish's first collection of audio fiction, go to this link.
And to purchase Rish's second collection of audio fiction, go to this link.
Saturday, August 26, 2017
Nothing Much To Say, Nothing Much To Say
So, this is the first week in a long time (maybe months?) that I haven't posted an episode of the Rish Outcast (either for the Patreon supporters or on my blog). I guess that I was busy, going to the cabin and driving out of state to see the swallowing of the sun (not to mention taking time out of each day to feel sorry for myself), but that's not really an excuse. Ostensibly, I could be in a full-body cast and still post episodes for a month at least. Sigh.
But I was too much of a coward.
Anyway, yesterday I worked on a film project with Kevin Costner. I've been a fan of his for many years, and was sitting around talking about his career, like DANCES WITH WOLVES, and WATERWORLD, and FIELD OF DREAMS, and ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES, and somebody even brought up OPEN RANGE (which I dragged my poor buddy Matthew to on opening night*).
Then, of course, somebody brought up THE UNTOUCHABLES, and I was suddenly tempted to walk up to Costner and say, "You wanna get
Capone, here's how you do it. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He
puts one of your men in the hospital, you put one of his in the MORGUE!"
He seemed like a very nice dude, and thanked the extras when he went home (directors rarely do that, let alone the stars), but you never know how the star of FANDANGO would would react to a stranger approaching him to do his Sean Connery impression. He might find it hilarious, but he might find it creepy, or worse, an invasion of his privacy.**
Heck maybe it would sound creepy, no matter how good my Connery is.
I mentioned this to Marshal Latham and he reminded me that Costner also played Pa Kent in MAN OF STEEL, and it all came tumbling down. It's a good thing Marshal hadn't been around to talk about that, because all my admiration for Mr. Costner would've turned to bitterness.
"Thanks," Marshal.
Rish "That's The Chicago Way" Outfield
Heck maybe it would sound creepy, no matter how good my Connery is.
I mentioned this to Marshal Latham and he reminded me that Costner also played Pa Kent in MAN OF STEEL, and it all came tumbling down. It's a good thing Marshal hadn't been around to talk about that, because all my admiration for Mr. Costner would've turned to bitterness.
"Thanks," Marshal.
Rish "That's The Chicago Way" Outfield
*He was the only Jewish black guy in the whole theater. Or pretty much anywhere we went, come to think of it.
**Like that time I was on the Sony lot in 1998 and asked Tom Bosley if I could shake his hand and he told me to go eat a bag of (uncircumcised) dicks. Oddly specific, in retrospect, that request was.
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
August Check-in 2: Freddy's Revenge
You are all my children now!
I have continued to write every day, but I've had no impressive, marathon writing sessions to boast about. I went to the library twice last week and once this week, but I use that time to type up my novella (and today, the craptop froze on me, and when I restarted it, found that I had lost about a quarter of the stuff I'd typed), so it helps you not at all.
Wait a minute, NONE of this stuff helps you. Whoops, I had my priorities way off.
But good old Taco Bell, I did go there on Sunday and force myself to write after I had eaten my Double Chalupa (I was the only customer), and I did manage to finish a short story I've been meaning to write since 2015. It ain't good, but I had to do it now, or I knew I'd never write it.*
I booked work on a TV show last week, and was looking forward to it, not only because I've always enjoyed that kind of work, but because I knew I could use it to write for an hour or six. But I ended up losing the gig three days later, to much bitterness and self-recrimination. I had a second chance booking to do it again this week, and then never got a text or a call about it, and no response to my emails . . . which makes me think it's not me, but that the casting director is, how you say in English, part of donkey what makes urine?
But I might drive up to the cabin and sequester myself again, see if that might not be productive and/or enjoyable. We'll see.
My other goal this month has been to work on audio every single day, and I honestly don't know if I've missed any days. I think not, since I worked on a Dunesteef episode, a That Gets My Goat, a Delusions of Grandeur, and the most dreaded of the Rish Outcasts, all in the last week. I've also nearly finished recording my silly Fantasy story with the ridiculous title. In fact, that's what I was about to work on when I started writing this blog. I'm not sure if I'll do it now.
Ah well. At least I did this.
Rish Outfield
*I heard that a project very similar is coming out in the fall, and I'm not sure if I'd forgive myself if I waited until that was out there without at least having TRIED to write my own version. I probably ought to record a podcast about that sometime, about where the line between "Influenced By" and "Ripped-off" is.
For example, I started reading a book a couple of months back, and something about it reminded me about an idea kind of like it I had had a couple of years ago, but abandoned it after writing the first couple of pages. So, I unearthed that, and started writing it again (this the YA project I keep mentioning). It's not going extremely well, but I'm still working on it.
Unfortunately, this week I started reading the second book in the series, and it is so very similar to my YA book, that even I am wondering if I'm just writing a third-rate knock off of it. It's a little discouraging, whereas reading the first book was quite encouraging. I wish I could be one of those people who writes a book that's just "Raiders of the Lost Ark" but with high school students (straight down to mathletes as Arabs and football jocks as Nazis), and never even blink an eye. But I'm not, you know what I mean?
Or "Star Wars" with teenagers, or "Harry Potter" but with American (teenagers), or "The Last Starfighter" but with American teenagers, or "The Silence of the Lambs" but in middle school, etc..
I have continued to write every day, but I've had no impressive, marathon writing sessions to boast about. I went to the library twice last week and once this week, but I use that time to type up my novella (and today, the craptop froze on me, and when I restarted it, found that I had lost about a quarter of the stuff I'd typed), so it helps you not at all.
Wait a minute, NONE of this stuff helps you. Whoops, I had my priorities way off.
But good old Taco Bell, I did go there on Sunday and force myself to write after I had eaten my Double Chalupa (I was the only customer), and I did manage to finish a short story I've been meaning to write since 2015. It ain't good, but I had to do it now, or I knew I'd never write it.*
I booked work on a TV show last week, and was looking forward to it, not only because I've always enjoyed that kind of work, but because I knew I could use it to write for an hour or six. But I ended up losing the gig three days later, to much bitterness and self-recrimination. I had a second chance booking to do it again this week, and then never got a text or a call about it, and no response to my emails . . . which makes me think it's not me, but that the casting director is, how you say in English, part of donkey what makes urine?
But I might drive up to the cabin and sequester myself again, see if that might not be productive and/or enjoyable. We'll see.
My other goal this month has been to work on audio every single day, and I honestly don't know if I've missed any days. I think not, since I worked on a Dunesteef episode, a That Gets My Goat, a Delusions of Grandeur, and the most dreaded of the Rish Outcasts, all in the last week. I've also nearly finished recording my silly Fantasy story with the ridiculous title. In fact, that's what I was about to work on when I started writing this blog. I'm not sure if I'll do it now.
Ah well. At least I did this.
Rish Outfield
*I heard that a project very similar is coming out in the fall, and I'm not sure if I'd forgive myself if I waited until that was out there without at least having TRIED to write my own version. I probably ought to record a podcast about that sometime, about where the line between "Influenced By" and "Ripped-off" is.
For example, I started reading a book a couple of months back, and something about it reminded me about an idea kind of like it I had had a couple of years ago, but abandoned it after writing the first couple of pages. So, I unearthed that, and started writing it again (this the YA project I keep mentioning). It's not going extremely well, but I'm still working on it.
Unfortunately, this week I started reading the second book in the series, and it is so very similar to my YA book, that even I am wondering if I'm just writing a third-rate knock off of it. It's a little discouraging, whereas reading the first book was quite encouraging. I wish I could be one of those people who writes a book that's just "Raiders of the Lost Ark" but with high school students (straight down to mathletes as Arabs and football jocks as Nazis), and never even blink an eye. But I'm not, you know what I mean?
Or "Star Wars" with teenagers, or "Harry Potter" but with American (teenagers), or "The Last Starfighter" but with American teenagers, or "The Silence of the Lambs" but in middle school, etc..
Sunday, August 13, 2017
Rish Outcast 80: Abigail Hilton Interview
Rish sits down with author Abigail Hilton to talk about her recent book, "Jager Thunder," which Rish had a swell time narrating.
Do you wanna download the episode? Right-Click HERE.
Here's a link to Abbie's Patreon page and the book over at Audible and iTunes!
And of course, here's a link to my own Patreon page. But you probably already have that on Speed Dial.
Do you wanna download the episode? Right-Click HERE.
Here's a link to Abbie's Patreon page and the book over at Audible and iTunes!
And of course, here's a link to my own Patreon page. But you probably already have that on Speed Dial.
Tuesday, August 08, 2017
August Check-In 1
So, I have not been too brilliant with this blogging thing this month. Sorry. Although it's more "sorry" with air quotes around it.
Thing is, I don't want to blog about how my writing is going, or my audio work, because then there's some kind of accountability, and who wants that?
Yes, I have written every day this month (though I very nearly missed it yesterday, and forced myself to write last night at about quarter to three, just so I could say I did), though most of the time, it's just a few words/paragraphs here or there.
I did go to the library again on Saturday and stay there until I had "A Mark on the Sky" all typed up. In the end, it looks to be 25,445 words long. That's not too shabby, though it's nowhere near novel length, and apparently that's what you need to make money out there.
Still, in audio, it'll be over four hours long (unless my math is way off, and it might be), and that don't suck. I look forward to recording the audiobook version of this one, though of course, not the editing.
So, speaking of audio, the second goal for August was to work on audio every single day, and that I've also kept up so far. I recorded a short story and an episode to go with it, I began recording "Journey Into Another Dimension," and sadly only got through about twenty percent in the first sitting. I edited a story, "Romantic Interlude," I edited a two-part Rish Outcast story presentation (which was, shame on someone, originally intended to be only a single part), and I finally started editing the episode I most didn't want to run, because it's going on a year now. Oh, and I am nearly done with a That Gets My Goat, and nearly started on a Delusions of Grandeur.
On the writing front, I started on yet another new story on Monday, one that I feel I HAVE to write right now, or I'll never do it (time is sorta of the essence on this one), and I've decided that, unlike my short stories that become novellas (or novellas that become would-be novels), this is a novella that I'm paring down to a short story, because of the time constraint.
More on that later.
I went to the family cabin twice so far this month, both times to do some painting/varnishing, but managed a few pages in my notebook while I was there. I keep trying to figure out a time when I can drive down alone again and really buckle down on my writing and editing, but it's not just MY cabin (in fact, it's not MY cabin at all), and there are other people wanting to go there on any given weekend. Maybe next week.
So, there's my status report for the first week of August. I'm sure the month will be over before I can summon a healthy fart, but I hope I do something (or other) to be proud of before it is.
Rish Outfield, Wankle Rotor
Thing is, I don't want to blog about how my writing is going, or my audio work, because then there's some kind of accountability, and who wants that?
Yes, I have written every day this month (though I very nearly missed it yesterday, and forced myself to write last night at about quarter to three, just so I could say I did), though most of the time, it's just a few words/paragraphs here or there.
I did go to the library again on Saturday and stay there until I had "A Mark on the Sky" all typed up. In the end, it looks to be 25,445 words long. That's not too shabby, though it's nowhere near novel length, and apparently that's what you need to make money out there.
Still, in audio, it'll be over four hours long (unless my math is way off, and it might be), and that don't suck. I look forward to recording the audiobook version of this one, though of course, not the editing.
So, speaking of audio, the second goal for August was to work on audio every single day, and that I've also kept up so far. I recorded a short story and an episode to go with it, I began recording "Journey Into Another Dimension," and sadly only got through about twenty percent in the first sitting. I edited a story, "Romantic Interlude," I edited a two-part Rish Outcast story presentation (which was, shame on someone, originally intended to be only a single part), and I finally started editing the episode I most didn't want to run, because it's going on a year now. Oh, and I am nearly done with a That Gets My Goat, and nearly started on a Delusions of Grandeur.
On the writing front, I started on yet another new story on Monday, one that I feel I HAVE to write right now, or I'll never do it (time is sorta of the essence on this one), and I've decided that, unlike my short stories that become novellas (or novellas that become would-be novels), this is a novella that I'm paring down to a short story, because of the time constraint.
More on that later.
I went to the family cabin twice so far this month, both times to do some painting/varnishing, but managed a few pages in my notebook while I was there. I keep trying to figure out a time when I can drive down alone again and really buckle down on my writing and editing, but it's not just MY cabin (in fact, it's not MY cabin at all), and there are other people wanting to go there on any given weekend. Maybe next week.
So, there's my status report for the first week of August. I'm sure the month will be over before I can summon a healthy fart, but I hope I do something (or other) to be proud of before it is.
Rish Outfield, Wankle Rotor
Sunday, August 06, 2017
My Second Audio Collection Available on Audible
So, every once in a while, I try to put out my audio recordings in collections, so people can buy them. A novel idea, I know. This was my first one.
Well, the second volume is out there, just waiting for some fool--er, someone discerning enough to buy it.
I got my pal Gino Moretto to do the cover art for this collection too, and while it's not the same as the first one, I feel they have a relation, a thematic consistency.
So, this particular collection consists of:
A lot of these stories you have heard (or heard of) before, but with stuff like "Greetings..." it's an extended version than has previously been podcast, and there are a couple flash fiction pieces not available anywhere else.
I already have a story or three in mind for a third collection, but it'll be a while, unless I find some ambition in my travels.
It'd be cool if you purchased a copy. If not, hey, you're still cool. Scoop it up at this link!
Well, the second volume is out there, just waiting for some fool--er, someone discerning enough to buy it.
I got my pal Gino Moretto to do the cover art for this collection too, and while it's not the same as the first one, I feel they have a relation, a thematic consistency.
So, this particular collection consists of:
1. Introduction
2. Say Uncle
3. A Slight Delay
4. Touching
5. Unique Combination
6. All Night Gas
7. The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost
8. New Year’s Day
9. Unpleasant Sensation
10. Dead Letter
11. Subtext
12. Quiddler’s Menagerie
13. Rest Stop
14. Overtaken
15. Leap of Faith
16. Last Call
17. Discovery
18. On Dusty Wings
19. Greetings from the Ninth Sector
A lot of these stories you have heard (or heard of) before, but with stuff like "Greetings..." it's an extended version than has previously been podcast, and there are a couple flash fiction pieces not available anywhere else.
I already have a story or three in mind for a third collection, but it'll be a while, unless I find some ambition in my travels.
It'd be cool if you purchased a copy. If not, hey, you're still cool. Scoop it up at this link!
Friday, August 04, 2017
Rish Outcast 79: You've Got To Want It More
So, Rish goes for an extra long drive, thinking about the recent writers' conference, the people he saw there, and the encouraging/discouraging things people said in panels. So he gets kind of inspirational too.*
Can we be frank, kids? I think this is my best episode ever. Yeah, I said it.
Your mileage may vary.**
Go ahead and Right-Click THIS LINK if you want to download it. I dare you.
*Warning: a bit of language and a bit of "La La Land" in this one. So, double-warning.
**I made some kind of promise in this episode, so here's the link to that story I vowed to not only write, but to publish. Me and my big mouth.
Oh, and feel free to Patreon me. Nothing's stopping you.
Can we be frank, kids? I think this is my best episode ever. Yeah, I said it.
Your mileage may vary.**
Go ahead and Right-Click THIS LINK if you want to download it. I dare you.
*Warning: a bit of language and a bit of "La La Land" in this one. So, double-warning.
**I made some kind of promise in this episode, so here's the link to that story I vowed to not only write, but to publish. Me and my big mouth.
Oh, and feel free to Patreon me. Nothing's stopping you.
Tuesday, August 01, 2017
July 30 & 31 (the end)
July 30th.
This was another of those cases where, right before bed, I figured I'd jot down a few words, and wrote more than I had intended. Which is fine. You see, I have three projects I've been working on the last week or so: 1) typing up "A Mark on the Sky" from my notebook to the laptop, which sometimes involves writing new bits, 2) my YA novel/novella/short story in my notebook, which is not well-organized, and I just write random scenes for, and 3) a new project I just started on the laptop, but am much more interested in than the other one, and am writing linearly from the beginning. This writing was on that third project, and what can I say, it's more fun.
Words Written: 533
Total Words: 16,381
July 31st.
My favorite summer month has ended. I was planning to go see DUNKIRK with that friend from work, but it fell apart, so I ought to write instead, right? Salvage the night, maybe at the library?
Alright, damn you, I went to the library, and stayed until they did their obnoxious announcement and flashed the lights. I really wanted to get all of "Mark on the Sky" typed up, but I didn't make it. I still have five or six notebook pages left to get down, but it's never just a matter of typing up my handwritten stories; there's always revising, expanding, and occasionally trying to figure out a better line or joke than what I originally wrote.* Sometimes it's just trying to make heads or tails of my handwriting. I really ought to work on that. But I won't.
Words Written: 316
Total Words: 16,697
And there you have it, the end of July. I wrote every single day, never cheating, never completely failing. And that's something. Still, look at those total words. Not particularly impressive.
And if we look at the total words in February, we got 23,969, and the total March words were never tabulated, so, I guess that gives me a little perspective. Or half a little. Why I was so much more dedicated in February than July is hard to pin down. Maybe I've been working more in July, maybe the hot weather kept my ambition in the shade, maybe the projects I'm in the middle of now are less compelling than the ones from a couple of months ago.
Nevertheless, I don't think I'm going to quit there. Not entirely, anyway. I plan on going to the family cabin for another night in a Friday or two, perhaps staying an extra four or five hours longer (or a second night, if I really want to stretch myself). And yes, I'm going to write every day in August, and I'll TRY to keep up a word count, though I don't think I'll blog it every other day like I did this time. Unless that's entertaining, I dunno.
Regardless, the month of July was a writing experiment that wasn't wholly unsuccessful, and there will be more to come.
Rish Outfield, Writer.
*For example, in the notebook today, I had a character exclaiming, "Holy god." I had to decide whether or not to capitalize God (I did), and then I wondered if there wasn't a better expletive for the character to say. I am ashamed to admit I wasted an inordinate amount of time on this, first changing it to "Mother of God," then changing it to "Jesus wept," and then trying to figure out a clever variation on "Jesus wept." Jesus slept? Jesus leapt? Jesus swept? (that's the one I picked). But then I thought, why not having it be something totally absurd, like "Baby Jesus' dirty diapers." Was that funny, or just a mouthful, or more blasphemous than even I had intended? I changed it back to "Jesus swept," but ended up dissatisfied with the whole thing.
This was another of those cases where, right before bed, I figured I'd jot down a few words, and wrote more than I had intended. Which is fine. You see, I have three projects I've been working on the last week or so: 1) typing up "A Mark on the Sky" from my notebook to the laptop, which sometimes involves writing new bits, 2) my YA novel/novella/short story in my notebook, which is not well-organized, and I just write random scenes for, and 3) a new project I just started on the laptop, but am much more interested in than the other one, and am writing linearly from the beginning. This writing was on that third project, and what can I say, it's more fun.
Words Written: 533
Total Words: 16,381
July 31st.
My favorite summer month has ended. I was planning to go see DUNKIRK with that friend from work, but it fell apart, so I ought to write instead, right? Salvage the night, maybe at the library?
Alright, damn you, I went to the library, and stayed until they did their obnoxious announcement and flashed the lights. I really wanted to get all of "Mark on the Sky" typed up, but I didn't make it. I still have five or six notebook pages left to get down, but it's never just a matter of typing up my handwritten stories; there's always revising, expanding, and occasionally trying to figure out a better line or joke than what I originally wrote.* Sometimes it's just trying to make heads or tails of my handwriting. I really ought to work on that. But I won't.
Words Written: 316
Total Words: 16,697
And there you have it, the end of July. I wrote every single day, never cheating, never completely failing. And that's something. Still, look at those total words. Not particularly impressive.
And if we look at the total words in February, we got 23,969, and the total March words were never tabulated, so, I guess that gives me a little perspective. Or half a little. Why I was so much more dedicated in February than July is hard to pin down. Maybe I've been working more in July, maybe the hot weather kept my ambition in the shade, maybe the projects I'm in the middle of now are less compelling than the ones from a couple of months ago.
Nevertheless, I don't think I'm going to quit there. Not entirely, anyway. I plan on going to the family cabin for another night in a Friday or two, perhaps staying an extra four or five hours longer (or a second night, if I really want to stretch myself). And yes, I'm going to write every day in August, and I'll TRY to keep up a word count, though I don't think I'll blog it every other day like I did this time. Unless that's entertaining, I dunno.
Regardless, the month of July was a writing experiment that wasn't wholly unsuccessful, and there will be more to come.
Rish Outfield, Writer.
*For example, in the notebook today, I had a character exclaiming, "Holy god." I had to decide whether or not to capitalize God (I did), and then I wondered if there wasn't a better expletive for the character to say. I am ashamed to admit I wasted an inordinate amount of time on this, first changing it to "Mother of God," then changing it to "Jesus wept," and then trying to figure out a clever variation on "Jesus wept." Jesus slept? Jesus leapt? Jesus swept? (that's the one I picked). But then I thought, why not having it be something totally absurd, like "Baby Jesus' dirty diapers." Was that funny, or just a mouthful, or more blasphemous than even I had intended? I changed it back to "Jesus swept," but ended up dissatisfied with the whole thing.
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