Happy Bat-week!

I was boxing up a drug shipment this afternoon, and I was using the newspaper for packing. I was using the Announcements page, and I stopped when I saw the picture. There was an old couple with broad--too broad?--grins on their faces, and yeah, I couldn't help but think of Smilex Gas.

I spent five minutes writing on it, after having spent twenty-three minutes trying to take a picture of the newspaper photo, and stuck it up here.

They can't all be winners, folks.