INT. PUBLIC LIBRARY - DAY
A homeless dude was talking to me at my desk about
an hour ago, which is totally fine except for the way his voice carried
every time he used the f-word (funny how variable sound can be), when a
patron--young, probably a student--approached me and said that someone
had taken his laptop.
Friday, January 30, 2026
The Case of the Wandering Laptop
Monday, January 26, 2026
My Story "Returning The Favor" Available - Warning: Idaho!
I recently put out a Lara & The Witch story called "On Your Side," which I believe I mentioned was a sort of two-parter*, even though I decided they're distinct enough to release separately.
In this tale, the time has come for Old Widow Holcomb to pay back another witch for a favor she did her. She takes Lara on a road trip to find a mushroom . . . the magical (and impossible-to-find) Cordobese bone fungus. Who knows what they do, but they taste great on pizza!
If you'd like to read it, check it out HERE.
*Enough that I nearly called this story "On Your Side: One Year Later" instead of its own thing.
Sunday, January 25, 2026
I Narrate "The Oval Portrait" On Journey Into...
Hey there, sir, would you take a look at that portrait there? What shape would you say it is? Not a circle, exactly, but definitely not a square or rectangle. Hmmm.
The other day, I sat down to record some audio (I finished another reading of a Lara & The Witch story), when I got a text from Marshal Latham, reminding me it was Poe Month on his podcast.* He was thinking of running "The Gold Bug" again (Princess Leia forbid), and I told him I could record something. While I waited for his reply, I did a search for Edgar Allan Poe stories, and found "The Oval Portrait," which I had never read. It was short, so maybe I could record and edit it in time.
A minute later, I got the message from Marshal, "How about The Oval Portrait?"
Well, it was Karma, I suppose, so I quickly performed the story, got it edited, and sent to Marshal the same day. Like I said, it's real short.
So, the newest episode of Journey Into... is up and available. Feel free to check it out HERE, and feel free-er to go HERE and support Marshal's fine podcast on Patreon. Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.
*To all who celebrate.
Saturday, January 24, 2026
How Much Horror Is Enough?
(I covered this in my New Year's episode, but since I went to the trouble of typing it up . . .)
Well, just turning on the news is too much horror, but as far as horror movies go, this is what I watched in 2025. I had set a goal of seeing fifty horror movies in that year (and I'll set it again for this year), so here's how I did:
13. Watch 50 Horror movies (149 films total)
-1. Nosferatu (2024)*
-2. Village of the Damned (1960)*
-3. Children of the Damned (1964)
-4. 13 Ghosts (1960)
-5. Hell's Trap (1989)
-6. Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
-7. Food of the Gods (1976)
-8. The Ghost Ship (1943)
-9. The Leopard Man (1943)*
-10. Talk To Me (2022)*
-11. Heart Eyes (2025)*
-12. The Monkey (2025)
-13. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)
-14. The Thing From Another World (1951)*
-15. Squirm (1976)
-16. Sinners* (2025)
-17. The Conjuring (2013)
-18. Until Dawn (2025)
-19. Frogs (1972)
-20. Final Destination Bloodlines* (2025)
-21. IT! The Terror From Beyond Space (1958)
-22. The Monster That Challenged The World (1957)
-23. Annabelle (2014)
-24. 28 Years Later (2025)*
-25. Fantasy Island (2020)
-26. M3GAN 2.0
-27. Planet of the Vampires (1965)
-28. Daughters of Darkness (1971)
-29. House of Whipcord (1974)
-30. I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
-31. Dead of Night (1945)
-32. Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)
-33. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (1977)
-34. Weapons (2025)*
35. Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)
36. Jaws (1975)*
37. The Conjuring 2 (2016)
38. Transylvania Twist (1989)
39. Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
40. The Dungeonmaster (1984)
41. Kill, Baby, Kill (1966)
42. Ants/It Happened At Lakewood Manor (1977)
43. Annabelle Creation (2017)
44. The Savage Bees (1976)
45. Terror Out Of The Sky (1978)
46. The Bees (1978)
47. Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973)
48. Black Phone 2 (2025)*
49. The Cabin In The Woods (2011)*
50. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
51. The Nun (2018)
52. The Woman In The Yard (2025)
53. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
54. The Birds (1963)*
55. Five Nights At Freddy’s (2023)
56. Willy’s Wonderland (2021)
57. Jaws 2 (1978)
58. The Curse of La Llorona (2019)
59. Anaconda (2025)
60. The Incubus (1982)
(*Denotes particularly good, underline denotes seen before)
How did you do last year? If you watched more than twenty horror films, between you and me, you have a problem.
Thursday, January 22, 2026
Cry In The Night, If It Helps
I rarely use this blog to toot my own horn . . . and this isn't that either.
Monday, I walked past a guy who was using the courtesy phone at our library, his back to me, his breath hitching in what was either a happy sound or a sad one, but loud either way. I looked over at the Circulation desk, where the clerk there was one of three library employees who have made it clear they're no fans of mine (there are probably more, but they haven't said). Still, I approached her and said, "Is that guy laughing or crying?" She glanced past me and said, "Been there a while. Sounds like he's crying."
Huh.Well, I don't always engage with strangers when they're in distress, but the librarians have told me they absolutely don't do it, so I waited until he hung up the phone and took him a box of tissues. He was a heavyset twenty-something, was indeed crying, and when I asked if he was okay, he unburdened himself on me, telling me he had just gotten word that his grandmother died and he had been planning on visiting her in the springtime, but now he never could. She had practically raised him and now he'd never see her again. He made use of those tissues, and I considered telling him I understood, and that just that day, we'd picked out a headstone for my uncle, but he didn't really want to hear from me . . . he just wanted somebody to listen.
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| (I asked A.I. to generate me an image of the lady in question, based on my description. Not too far off, really) |
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Rish Outcast 319: New Year's 2026 Show
Rish talks about his family Christmas party and whether his table or his sister's table won the Best Table vote.
Also, how did he do with his 2025 goals . . . and would he be foolish enough to make some in 2026?
If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.
If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE.
Logo by Gino "Spew Year 2026" Moretto.
Friday, January 16, 2026
Marshal & I Visit A Planet of Vampires
Years ago, I tried to watch Mario Bava's 1965 film PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES, but only made it a few minutes in before losing consciousness. Years later, while visiting my friend in Germany, I tried it again, and maybe it was jetlag, but I fell asleep once again.
Here we are today (well, last year, actually), and I am attempting to watch it a third time, this time for Marshal Latham's "Outfield Excursions" podcast. Can I stay awake? Is the movie good? And was there any influence on Ridley Scott's ALIEN, the way the folks say? Find out HERE.
Wednesday, January 14, 2026
My Story "Fairest" Available To Scorn
I'm trying my best at getting some publishing done before the end of the year--though one 12,000 word story probably won't make it till 2026--and the most recent tale I've put out is "Fairest," which, despite having a pretty banal name, is a fun one. This was written off a prompt sent to me by Marshal "The Bludgeoner" Latham, about an old, ornate hand mirror. In my story, a newly-married young woman is given the mirror by accident, and in looking into it, she discovers she's super duper attractive, as you do.
Tuesday, January 13, 2026
Podcast That Dares 65: The Birds
For an extra-long treat (rather than a trick), Rish presents Daphne du Maurier's 1952 story "The Birds," about an English village beset by flocks of avian killers almost as sick of humanity as you are. Apparently, they once made a film of it.
Note: This very nearly was split into two episodes, and only the promise of the greatest holiday of the year kept them stuck together.
Note 2: You're welcome.
If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.
If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE.
Logo by Gino "The Nerds" Moretto.
Tuesday, January 06, 2026
Rish Outcast 317: In Security 7
Rish talks about some experiences with the homeless and homelessness itself, friendship with his boss, bionic implants, going to the library on his day off, and how working as a security guard has changed him.
Also, Supergirl.











