Every once in a while, we get to a day like today, which could well
be the final day of this writing and exercising marathon. It was only
by extreme force of will that I got up and started typing this,
intending first to do a few sit-ups and push-ups, which I still ought to
do.
I got sick in the middle of the night last night (around
four), with discomfort and then pain in my chest and back, heartburn, I
guess, but it persisted and increased and waned while I drank down Pepto
Bismol and tried to get comfortable. Eventually, I looked up on the
internet what could be done, and it said to drank baking soda mixed with water. So, I reached into the back of the refrigerator, opened the box of Arm & Hammer, and drank down two glasses of baking soda water, which was super unpleasant.
So
unpleasant that, around the time the sun was brightening the horizon
(turning everything outside into a wash of unhealthy blue), I made a
visit to the bathroom to rid my stomach of all it contained, in a wash
of also-unhealthy pink. Usually vomiting makes you feel better, and
this did, somewhat, but not enough.
Sit-ups Today: 100
Sit-ups In November: 1855
Sit-ups In November: 1855
My nephew gets migraines,
and sometimes, when he does, he'll make himself a hot bath and stay in
there for at least an hour (sometimes, he'll turn out the lights too, and just float in there in the dark). So that's what I did. Unfortunately, the
kids were getting up for school while I was in there, so my timing was
not perfect. The bath did help, though, as I completely submerged myself except
for my face, and it was something similar to Daredevil's sensory
deprivation tank.
This was the first image that came up when I did a search for "Daredevil tank." Whoops. |
If you've never been
sick, well, hey, I salute you, but I have to admit that the entire day
was pretty much wasted. I fell back asleep again around eight in the
morning, and didn't wake up until noon. I tried to get some work done,
but sat down on the couch because I was feeling dizzy . . . and fell
asleep again, not waking up until my nephew came home from school.
I was cold too, throughout the day, even though the kids said it wasn't cold to them.
I
tried to make something of myself today, but to no avail. I have to
guess that I slept fifteen or more hours today, which feels super gross
and indulgent, but if it means I'm functional tomorrow, it's a fine
price to pay.
Push-ups Today: 100
Push-ups In November: 2115
Push-ups In November: 2115
Finally,
I sat down at my laptop to do some audio editing, and . . . what the
hey, I was suddenly asleep again. I knew I hadn't exercised or written,
and I tried to get my body to get up so I could do so. And I
couldn't. It was that surreal, weird my-mind-is-trapped-in-my-body
thing that used to happen to me when I was zonked-out on allergy
medication and I felt paralyzed. I tried two or three times to get
myself up and out, but it took a supreme force of will, realizing my
streak would be over (and not by choice), and I rose, got up, did some
push-ups (easy), some sit-ups (hard), and then sat down to write
something (also hard).
Luckily, once I was up, I
was up. I made myself some noodles, I drank a ton of water, I blogged,
I surfed the net, and I wrote a little scene for the outpost pandemic
story I started in January (and abandoned).
I
would be extremely proud of myself if I could continue the story and
finish it, since it was unlike what I normally write, and fairly
ambitious. Either way, I'm feeling better already.
Words Today: 411
Words In November: 12,620
Words In November: 12,620
1 comment:
Pepto Bismol was my mom's medicine of choice. I have so many stories I could tell you about post-Pepto vomiting. One time she bought me the chewable tablets, and I had to run in the house and puke in the garbage disposal, because it only took as far as the trip from the grocery store to do its work. I could even see the pieces of the pills there on the flap of the garbage disposal. What's more, I only felt mildly sick before she gave me the Pepto Bismol. That shit is fierce.
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