Rish (and Big) Perform on PodCastle's 400th Episode

Over at the landmark 400th episode of PodCastle, Big and I lent our voices to "A Night At The Opera"  I can't recall which Marx Brother I play, though I think it might be Zeppo.

Oh wait, different "Night."  This one is written by Martha Wells, as part of her Ile-Rien series, and has been done with a full-cast, including M.K. Hobson, Graeme Dunlop, and Dave Thompson, Podcastle Enforcer (Retired).  I voice Reynard and Big voices Amadel.

Podcastle has been around what seems like a very short time, but to have four hundred shows is kind of amazing.  Even more amazing is that they keep on asking us to do their stories, and even throw us a couple of bucks now and then for doing it.  May the watchful gods cure their Scagarian fever and Chokktuvian syphilis!

You can find the episode right here.

Abe Vigoda Is (Still) Dead

Yesterday, someone asked the Grim Reaper about actor Abe Vigoda.  Death replied, "Ah yes, I came for him a few years back, and . . ."  Then the Reaper realized his mistake.

Abe Vigoda is dead, for real this time.

The last few years, I have entertained myself (and no one else) by posting on Facebook "Just in case you were wondering, Abe Vigoda is still alive."  It amused me because of a Conan O'Brien sketch where he said he wanted to dedicate the last segment to the late Abe Vigoda.  Then the camera cut to Vigoda sitting in the audience, shouting, "I'm still alive, you jackass!"  Conan pretended to be embarrassed by this, and went on with the show.

Little did I know that this has been a recurring gag and/or problem in Hollywood circles.  You see, in the late Eighties, an article in People magazine reported that Vigoda had died, and it was picked up by all sorts of media, even being covered in "In Memorium" news reports.  Abe Vigoda had to actually issue a statement that he was still alive, and claimed that the erroneous reporting had harmed his career.

Still, time and time again, people would refer to him as "the late Abe Vigoda" or remark on him no longer being with us, to the point where he'd show up on television with the sole purpose of demonstrating he was still alive.  Such as this little moment from NBC's "Night with the Late David Letterman:"

In fact, there was a lil website created (www.abevigoda.com) that only had a photo of the man and the statement "As of (date), Abe Vigoda is still alive."  Shameful or not, endlessly entertaining to me.

So, when I heard that Vigoda actually died today (at age 94), I had to post this.*  I owe him that much.**

Here's a song I also like:

*Today, the website changed.  X's were Photoshopped over his eyes, which I hope someone will do for me someday soon.

**He was also an actor, who played Sal Tessio in THE GODFATHER, and Fish on "Barney Miller.  Who knew?

Rish Explains "This Is How You Disappear" on Far-Fetched Fables

Over on the Far-Fetched Fables podcast, I'm performing Dale Bailey's "This Is How You Disappear." A real laugh riot, this one.

So, if you're in the mood to kill yourself, and are tired of listening to the Cure's "Disintegration," check it on out over at farfetchedfables.com.

Rish Outcast 33: Beggar's Canyon Part 2

So, The Force Awakens came out,* and I managed to see it on opening day, even though I was pretty tired (my boss saw it the same night, but slept through parts of it). And while I quite enjoyed it, it made me realize that I'm getting old, and that I really ought to be writing more, seeing if I can't get better before the end, maybe say something that inspires or scares or moves somebody. It's not too late.

Which brings us to the matter at hand. The second half of "Beggar's Canyon" in this episode of The Rish Outcast. Like I said last time, it's easy to relate to young Luke Skywalker, who is stuck somewhere, feeling he should be somewhere, doing something, being important, but he isn't.  I can relate, and unless you're the Alpha of your particular pack (in which case, you wouldn't waste time reading this, I'm sure), you can too.

Who accomplishes everything they seek out to do? Who gets all their bucket list checked before the end? Who leaves something that will be remembered when they're gone?

Not me.

Luke Skywalker did, though. Just not at the time this story takes place.



So, feel free to Right-Click the link here to download the story . . .

. . . or you can hear Marshal Latham's edit of it (with Big, Bria Burton, Julie Hoverson, Marshal, Johnny Feisty, Mrs. Marshal, and your mama doing voices) right HERE.

In fact, look at his kick-arse episode art for the show:

Better than mine, sadly.


Rish

*And you know, I don't remember that line "Who are you?" "I'm no one," even being in the movie.  Guess I oughtta see it again.

Rish Outcast 34: The Terran Chronicles

A few months back, Rish went to see THE MARTIAN, then spent a while talking about it (and writing) with Big Anklevich.  Then he told you about it.  And about his first new project of 2016.  And a song?

Or download the mutha.

P.S.  The story I mentioned first in this episode ended up getting published in 2017.  It's called "Newfound Fame" and it's available on Amazon and on Audible.  Check it out?

A New Hop--er, Year

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