We were putting away Halloween stuff, when he grabbed the green hairspray I bought thinking I'd color my hair to be the Joker (I ended up just wearing a wig), and kept trying to open it with his teeth.
To deter him, I sprayed it on his hair to show him what it was for. Instead of getting upset, he laughed and said, "More!" so I said, "Okaaaaaay" and proceeded to paint his whole head green.*
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll probably do much worse.
*Okay, this isn't entirely true. I did ask his mother if it would be okay before I did it. But that makes the story less good.
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