Showing posts with label Sketches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sketches. Show all posts

Saturday, September 13, 2025

Rish Outcast 310: Judge Not

It's time for another sketch, guest-starring Bigglesby Anklevich! This one's called "Judge Not" and deals with a boss very pleased his employee is not the judgmental type.


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Logo by Gino "Fudge Not" Moretto.

Saturday, November 09, 2024

Rish Outcast 288: Q&A 2024 Part 2

After a wait of more than a month, Rish answers more questions from listeners*, including insight into the Cheesy Street Chalupa, and presents a short excerpt from his forthcoming novel "Balms & Sears."

*Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, Marshal Latham, Letruvia Kambatta, and Brian Saur.


If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.

Because of Archive.org's problems, this episode was delayed for weeks.  To avoid this, come support me on Patreon HERE.

Logo by Gino "The Answer Man" Moretto.

Thursday, August 01, 2024

Rish Outcast 284: Study Group


Rish talks about defying the expectations of TOP GUN 2 and A THOUSAND WORDS (warning: spoilers).

Then he presents his sketch "Study Group," with help from Big Anklevich, Marshal Latham, some British guy, and Tena Kolakowski.

If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.

If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE.

If you want to be where the people are, go HERE.

Logo by Gino "Studly Group" Moretto.

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Rish Outcast 282: Marvin Haggler

Rish ruminates about Heinlein's Rules For Writing, first readers, and his newest story collection. Then he and Big talk about what a terrible barterer Rish is, and present an interaction they call "Marvin Haggler."

As always, you can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE.

And of course, you can support my Patreon by clicking HERE.

Logo by Gino "Marvin Shaggler" Moretto.

Oh, and here's a link to the various iterations of "Female Protagonist:"

Digital version
The paperback version
Audiobook on Audible
And the hardcover not even my mother will buy


Saturday, March 23, 2024

Adaptation Is The Sincerest Form of Flattery

 A few years ago, I wrote a fun THING/Who Goes There? homage called "From Another World" to run on the Dunesteef (actually, That Gets My Goat).  It was a little audio play with me, Big, and Bryan Lincoln voicing characters (seems like we had another voice on there too, but those three were the main trio*) who were on a space outpost that had been invaded by beings from . . . out there.

The worry was: what if one of those had gotten in there with them?

Anyway, I wrote it to finish off our 2014(?) "13 Nights of Halloween" podcast marathon, and I think it turned out, if not great, then at least pretty darn good.  Also, I entertained myself by naming all the characters after actresses I liked (Phoebe Cates, Cybill Shepherd, Jane Seymour, etc.), so I might have a bias. 

And then it drifted off on the ether, like all the sketches I write do.

Until 2020, that is.  Big Anklevich got it into his head that, if he adapted it into a prose version, then we could sell it, over on Amazon or on Etsy or something.  He suggested that I do it, but I wasn't going to get to it for months (if ever), so he took the initiative, and eventually put out the adaptation on the podcast.


If I recall, both Big and I reprised our original roles, which I had written for us anyway.  Instead of Bryan Lincoln, our pal Gino Moretto voiced the captain.

"They came from outside the gate, from the Wasteland."

Anyway, I guess I took offense at him doing something with my story, I dunno, because I said I wouldn't publish it myself, and he said, "You know, if you don't, that's kind of like spitting in my face."  

Walter E. Disney, that gave me pause.  I've been spit on before, and I don't really recommend it out of hand.  So, guess I gotta figure out what my version will be, and whether Amazon will even let me put it out.

Well, Big's put it out on Amazon now, so if you're curious about "From Another World (Taylor's Version)," check it out HERE.


*Turns out, it was Renee Chambliss.

Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Rish Outcast 265: Sleeping Near The Enemy

Big Anklevich joins Rish for his Gerald & Bjorn sketch "Sleeping Near The Enemy."  Then they talk about spousal abuse . . . like you do.

Download the episode directly by Right-Clicking THIS LINK.

Support my arse on Patreon by clicking THIS ONE.

Logo by Gino "Slurping Near the Enemy" Moretto.

Saturday, October 14, 2023

Rish Outcast 260: Science Fiction Double Feature


Rish presents two new sketches, "Favorite Son (Or Grandson)" and "Doctor's Orders," both performed with Big Anklevich. 

Oh, and Fake Sean sings the title track.  Poor you.

 To download the episode, just Right-Click HERE.

To support me on Patreon, click HERE.

Logo by Gino "Triple Feature" Moretto.


Thursday, September 07, 2023

Rish Outcast 258: I Don't Think That's Funny At All

Rish talks about things that he finds funny that others might not, and vice-versa.  Then he and Big present the related sketch "Seasonal Disorder."  

Warning: You might not find it funny at all.


To download the episode, just Right-Click HERE.

To support me over at Patreon, just click HERE.

Logo by Gino "I Don't Think That's Runny At All" Moretto.

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Rish Outcast 249: Not the Same (After That)


Rish talks about his most recently-published novella and audiobook, "Not the Same."  Yep, it's the unidentical twins one.

Brought to you by Dengardaroo Life.

 

To download the episode, just Right-Click HERE.

To support me on Patreon, click HERE.

Logo by Gino "Snot The Aim" Moretto.

Monday, January 23, 2023

Rish Outcast 240: Eurotrip 4

Okay, we've finally wrung this blood orange dry: the final episode of my Eurotrip report.  This show is all about Venice, the overhead compartment, and an African beard.

Brought to you by Vurbow.  Start living now!

To download this episode, Right-Click HERE.

To support Rish on Patreon, come on, just click HERE.

Logo by Gino "Euro Zip" Moretto.


Monday, November 15, 2021

Rish Outcast 209: Adams At Large, Etc.

 Rish talks a lot.  And shares a sketch about Bryan Adams.  Sort of.

Feel free to download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE.

And feel freer to support me on Patreon by clicking HERE.

Logo by Gino "Still At Large" Moretto.

Monday, April 01, 2019

I Read "The Joining" By A. VanCluth

Well, this is a first. A listener has sent in a story, and I'm going to read it "live" on video. This could set a precedent, so be warned.

Enjoy?


Monday, October 29, 2018

Happy Birthday, Big Anklevich

It's that time again, when I coerce Fake Sean Connery to sing a song for Big's birthday, though I always seem to screw it up.  But it can't possibly go wrong this year, right?

Friday, August 24, 2018

Rish Outcast 115: Awkward Teenage Blues

Here's a short episode before the long ones start to drop.


In this one, I talk about YA fiction (again), and the challenge of making teen dialogue sound authentic. 

Oh, and the President (not that one) brings you an important Motown song warning in "No More Mister My Guy."



Go ahead and download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE.

Please go over to Patreon and SUPPORT ME.  I'm drowning here.

Thanks to Gino "The Pope of Wellington" Moretto for the cover art.

Note: "Awkward" is really hard to spell.  It actually looks more wrong after looking it up than it did before.

Friday, August 10, 2018

Rish Outcast 114: ¡Ay, Caligula!

Remember that sketch called "The Little Talk?"  Well, here's another of its ilk . . . only more twisted.  It's about Emperor Caligula, and is hopefully educational, but definitely offensive.



It's a free history lesson, as only a sicko like Rish Outfield can bring you.



If you'd like to download this episode, Right-Click HERE.

The other episode like this one I couldn't name was "Sea Monkey Do."  Actually much closer than "The Little Talk."

If you'd like to support me on Patreon (I've got another incentive story waiting), click HERE.

Logo by Gino "The Land Dolphin" Moretto


Saturday, March 10, 2018

Rish Outcast 103: What A Stupid Concept

Here's that oft-mentioned "lost" episode from 2015, where I talk a bit about my "Dead & Breakfast" anthology concept, and the first story written for it, "True Ghost Encounter."


Also, it ain't you, it's Loggins.



You wanna download the episode?  Here, Right-Click THIS.

You can find the text of "True Ghost Encounter" at THIS LINK.  Or the podcasted version at THIS LINK.

Thanks to Gino "The Badger" Moretto for the lovely logo.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Rish Outcast 90: Halloween Night

Wow, check out the calendar.  Looks like I'm getting this right under the wire.*

In honor of my favorite holiday (and yours as well, don't you dare argue), here is my short story "Halloween Night."

This was written fifteen years back, based on the picture down below.

Also, happy birthday, Big Anklevich.




If you're up to downloading this episode, then Right-Click HERE.

Left-Click HERE to head over to my Patreon page.

*And sorry about so many episodes in the month of October.  My math was off.

Thursday, July 06, 2017

Celebrity D&D (Video Version)

In case you just can't get enough (all the things you do to me, and everything you said), here is the video version of "Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons," which should be exactly the same as the audio version. But is it?


Sunday, June 11, 2017

The Podcast That Dares 18: Celebrity D&D

Rish presents his most elaborate sketch yet, an episode of nobody's favorite reality/game show, "Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons."  With, of course, your host, Fake Sean Connery!

 
Thanks to Gino Moretto for his input (and the logo), and let's hope this goes over well.


If you wanna download this bad boy, just Right-Click HERE.

Sunday, June 04, 2017

Slumming Attractions



I worked quite hard on this.  Heck, even the trailer was a bit of a headache.

Hopefully, you'll be there when this goes live.