Saturday, February 21, 2026

Rish Narrates "Restroom Finds" on Tales To Terrify

 Okay, this one has to be the last one.

Once again, I lent my voice to the Tales To Terrify podcast to narrate a story, this one Calvin Demmer's "Restroom Finds."

This is a very short story, one that shows just a glimpse of a post- or mid-apocalyptic world where the government has given way to martial law, and it's every man (or woman, or child) for themselves.  The narrator drives along, picking up supplies when he can, and stopping at a truck stop restroom, hoping to scavenge something useful . . . you never know.

No, Calvin, you don't.

This story is almost ridiculously short, but that doesn't automatically make it not worth your time.  After all, I'm the narrator, so . . .

Check it out HERE.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Rish Outcast 320: In Security 8

Rish tells more stories about being a security guard. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.

In this one, Rish talks about being at the library for one year, as well as the lady who has seizures, and what seems like actual progress with her. He also talks about the relationship between librarians and security, the girl whose first day it wasn't, his limited Spanish-speaking ability, and in a bit of a downer*, the girl who was covering her face.

*A bit??

Download the file directly by Right-Clicking HERE.

Why don't you support me on Patreon HERE?  What, are you chicken?

Logo by Gino "Sit & Spin Security" Moretto.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Sidekick Chart 2

Okay, I sat down and recorded the opening and closing titles, half of Chapter 1, then went for a drive (I had meant to get my oil changed, but they claimed they were all full up for the entire day--"double-booked," is how they put it).  I came back and finished Chapter 1 and got Chapter 2 done.  It was a bit of a slog, but hey, this process always is.



Monday, February 09, 2026

Are You Blind, Mister Spock?

Sometimes people will come into the library to take pictures, often for graduation, sometimes for engagement photos, and occasionally for a third reason*.  It's a public building, and we try to be welcoming to people who want to come here, so unless they're shooting a Slasher film or a striptease, they are free to do so.  There are some on the second floor doing that right now.

Anyway, at the same time, there's a guy and a girl moving from point to point throughout the building taking pictures, ostensibly for some kind of modeling gig (they're right in front of me now--I guess I could sneak a photo for the blog, but it's going to be pretty blurry).  And I wouldn't even notice it, except that I still have it in my head that pretty people are better than the rest of us, and I doubt I'll ever outgrow that mindset, even if I live to be sixty-five.

Also, I certainly wouldn't be blogging about it except for one unusual feature--the young model in question is dressed entirely in black and white, with a long black jacket, boots, and a long white dress.  And her hair is blond on the right side and completely black on the left, I guess like Cruella De vil, but what it really reminds me of are those aliens in the "Star Trek" episode that were black and white in that way, yet had this ridiculous racist idea that black on the right side was somehow better or worse than black on the left side.


In the episode (1969's "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"), Frank Gorshin says, "Are you blind, Commander Spock?  I am black on the right side!"  The people he hates are white on the right side, and that's all it takes to not only hate them, but want to exterminate them.  

It's a clunky episode in a lot of ways, and always pisses people off because it doesn't properly explain race dynamics or vilify white men enough, but it does get one thing right: there's no real justification in hating another people, just arbitrary, invented excuses for it.  And that applies in the 21st Century as well as in the 20th (or the 23rd).
Another fantastic photo taken by me.  Truly, I missed my calling.

As I was typing this, the friendliest of the homeless folks that come here daily, Roger, pointed at the girl through the window and said, "Look, it's Cruella!"  To which, I stood up and said, "Are you blind, Homeless Roger?  Cruella has white hair on the right side.  That girl has black hair on the right side!"

Okay, I didn't actually say that.  I just nodded and kept on typing.


*In fact, there are three about-to-be college graduates standing above me at this very moment, and if they're not careful, I can see up their grad gowns.

Sunday, February 08, 2026

Goal Chart of a Sidekick

So, nearly a decade ago, I wrote "A Sidekick To Miracles," another Ben Parks novella, this one inspired by a piece of media I hated by one of my favorite creators.  For years, it has sat, gathering dust and irrelevance, but I set the goal of getting the whole thing recorded in the month of February.  In keeping with my goal, tonight I created a goal chart thermometer thing* so I can track my progress--in public.  Here goes.

This may not work, but I put a progress bar on there for each chapter I get recorded.

*I know there's a word for this, but I am never able to remember it.  Never.

Saturday, February 07, 2026

Rish & Josey Wales Review THE OUTLAW MARSHAL LATHAM


From A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS to UNFORGIVEN, Clint Eastwood made a lot of Westerns.  This one, from 1976, lies somewhere in the middle.  A war veteran seeks vengeance on the soldiers that murdered his family, but gains allies along the way.*  It was a movie both of us liked a lot, even though I've already forgotten why.

Let's find out together . . . right HERE.


*In many ways, Marshal Latham can relate, except for he actually sought vengeance on his family, for what they did to soldiers . . . and now he's telling me they were toy soldiers.  Holy cow, he may not be nearly as good a guy as I've been giving him credit for.

Thursday, February 05, 2026

Podcast That Dares 67: Brothers Beyond The Void


Rish, with special guest Big Anklevich, presents Paul W. Fairman's 1952 story, "Brothers Beyond The Void," about the first man to visit Mars. They also talk about the classic episode of television it inspired.

To download this episode, Right-Click HERE.

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Logo by Gino "Brother Beyond The Droid" Moretto.



Sunday, February 01, 2026

Jonathan Wilson Brings My "Ash Tree" Reading To Life

Well, a half-life anyway.

One of my favorite writers to run stories by on the Podcast That Dares is MR James, and my favorite of those stories (so far) has been "The Ash Tree."  It's a really creepy tale about skulking creatures in the night, and the ending does not disappoint.  And what Jonathan has done is extremely simple, yet it totally works--he's got an image of a foggy manor house at night that is subtly animated, and that's the only visual.* 

It's something I wish I were capable, not only due to its effect, but its simplicity.  Anyway, give it another listen RIGHT HERE.  Thanks, Jonathan!


*Other than burned-in subtitles, unfortunately.